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Take your broken heart and go make art.

This is all Carrie Fisher's fault.

She told me once: take your broken heart and go make art. After she died, I wrote a novel inspired by my time as her personal assistant. When I got ball cancer, I made a web series about picking out the perfect fake testicle to replace the cancery one. When one of my novels got rejected, I started a cult.

Byrontology is a podcast, Substack, and YouTube channel—but calling it a cult is way more fun. We gather around one ritual: broken heart to art. The broken heart is sometimes rejection, jealousy, or despair. The art is the response that brings us back home—a book, a movie, a walk, a conversation, a meaningful moment at Taco Bell.

A little irreverent, subversive, occasionally satirical. But the help is real. The dues are existential exhaustion and the urge to make something from it.

If you get it, you can join.

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